Nano Versus Video!

My friend and I are having an argument on whether the iPod Nano or Video is better... so here is a list of reasons why the Nano sucks (big time):

1. The reason I wear glasses is because the screen is so tiny and my retinas exploded while trying to look at it.

2. It's only half as thick (difference of a quarter inch), three/fourths as wide (half inch difference), and five/sixths as long (half inch difference), meaning only 2 and a half more cubic inches (about as big as one and a half dice), yet it holds about a mere 1000 (largest memory) songs compared to 15000 (largest memory of Video). (one fifteenth)

3. I think I'm gonna break that thang.

4. Where's the videos? On the Video.

5. Katie has one. So it sucks.

6. The Video has extra special features such as a time machine and a phaser, so I can listen to all 15000 songs in one day, and stun/kill people.

7. If the phaser ever runs out, I could throw it at someone. If you threw the Nano at someone, they would just get pissed, steal it, stab you like three times, then brutally rape your rotting dead corpse.

8. What's with that name anyways? Nano? F*** that. "Nanu nanu"? This isn't Mork and Mindy. Jesus.

9. There was a brother and sister in New Orleans when Katrina hit, the brother grabbed his Video and got out alive, the sister couldn't find her Nano because it's too f***ing small and she died.

10. The Nano raped my aunt.

There you go, ten legitimate reasons why the Nano sucks. (and should be put in jail)

Now go outside you crazy kids!