I Can Count To Three!

Hello everyone. How has your day been going? That is fantastic. Fabulous. Outlandish. Something.

Anyways, I rented some movies a few days ago, and I'll tell you if you should see the movie, check out the movie (it might be your taste), or just pass it.

"Broken Flowers"

Starring Bill Murray, about a guy who receives a note in the mail saying he has a 19-year-old kid he doesn't know about, yadda yadda yadda, the bad points in this movie is that it might for some people seem slow and boring. Very funny at some points, but the entire thing to a lot of people will seem slow, boring, and pointless. And if you aren't open to interpretation some parts will make you mad.

Check it.

"The Squid and the Whale"

Deff Janiels and a bunch of other people I've never heard of are in this... very odd film... about a family going through a divorce. The little kid scares me. It's funny, but it's sad... I would say the downfalls is that it can seem kind of pointless and that to some people, it would seem very very vulgar and nasty, but if neither of those affect you than...

SEE IT.

"Inside Man"

Clive Owen, Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster, Willem Dafoe. Very good... bank... robbery movie... only problem with it is that you have to pay very close attention to get it, and it can seem kind of vulgar (it's directed by Spike Lee)...

SEE IT.

So there you go. Now go outside you crazy hoolaginians.