Where In The World ISN'T Melvin's Cellular Phone?!

Haha, that was short lived:

Melvin: umm connor
Me: LOL
Melvin: its a cell phone not a basketball
Melvin: no lol
Melvin: you dont play with my cell phone
Melvin: its also not like a free phone
Melvin: it cost ME money
Me: Im not playing with it
Melvin: yes you are
Melvin: you are giving it to people
Melvin: get my phone back by tomorrow morning
Me: or else?... (jw)
Melvin: youll get me a new one
Me: you really pissed?
Melvin: um kinda you did give my phone to a person i barely know
Melvin: and now you say that person doesnt even have my phone now.
Me: will you get in trouble with your mom?
Melvin: no
Melvin: my dad
Melvin: yes
Melvin: is it off?
Me: yah
Melvin: and if any of my numbers are changed i will be pissed
Me: or dead
Me: we're not doing that
Me: we're seeing if you can find who has it
Melvin: yea i will
Melvin: you will have it tomorrow morning
Melvin: to give to me
Me: haha, no i wont, not tomorow anyways, but if youre gonna be all gay about it, i can get it to you monday morning, the thing is, is the person who has it said he/she is just gonna keep it at her/his house for a couple days then bring it back
Me: and i cant reach them right now
Melvin: um no
Melvin: connor
Me: um yes, melvin, sorry
Melvin: who has my phone
Me: brb
Me: i guess... ill tell you
Me: gay, i put so much into thinking this up.
Melvin: not enough
Melvin: if you didnt think id get mad and want my phone.
Me: i thought youd get mad, but i didn't think youd be like this
Me: neither did my "council"
Melvin: is jacob your council?
Me: no
Melvin: who
Me: "council" means more than one person also
Me: im not saying who, im not a rat
Melvin: connor
Melvin: it doesnt matter
Melvin: games up
Melvin: i wont get mad at them or you if you just give me the phone back
Me: a) don't ever say anything like "games up" to me again, something that diminishes me, it's a pet peeve and I almost just typed that I wouldn't give it back, b) the council: Matt, Ricky, David, Jacob, c) Sara has it
Melvin: something that is a pet peeve is when people mess with my sh*t
Melvin: and they dont like people messing with theres
Me: i honestly don't care if you take my cell phone and hold it hostage, as long as you don't do antying to it
Me: and that goes the same with the majority of my crap
Melvin: well your messing with my sh*t
Me: ok
Melvin: it doesnt matter what you do to it
Me: well not anymore
Melvin: you take it from me
Melvin: and play with it
Me: haha, anyways, if you want it tomorrow, get a hold of sara tonight, if not just get it monday
Melvin: well i would call her
Melvin: but you know
Melvin: i cant
Me: haha
Melvin: and the reason your council didnt think i would get mad
Me: gay, i even made that sweet carmen san diego like graphic for this
Melvin: is cause they didnt think
Me: thats philosophical
Melvin: thats logical
Me: haha

As you can see, Melvin was kicked out of recess as a kid... 'cause he don't play.

But anyways, yah, sorry to anyone who was pumped for this. I'm gonna keep the site (and the totally sweet Carmen San Diego graphic) and use it for something else.

Oh well...