Zinger!

You know those things that everyone has... that they constantly repeat when people ask them certain questions... I like to call them "zings"... well... here are some of my favorite:

(When someone asks for the time):
"Time to get a watch!" (followed up by an overly amused chuckle like I actually think it's funny)

(To a comment with... innuendo):
"That's what he/she said!" (not that original, but still funny)

(To an insult):
"So is your face!" (stolen from an episode of Scrubs)

(To a question like "What?", as in "What did you just say?")
"Don't worry about it." (not really much of a "zing", but if you say it enough, someone will want to break your neck... stolen from Benji Schmidt)

Well, there are some of my deep dark secrets, the only thing I will not reveal on the internet is the "zing" hand motion after you do one... that is TOO secret.