AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?!

Bad stand-up routine:

"I hate greedy cookies... I mean they just are like, 'HEY... I'm gonna take up all your time by making you wait until I'm not so melty so you can actually pick me up!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!? Yah... it's crazy... and then they are all hard and they're like , 'Should have eaten me while I was gooey!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?... So I went to the doctor the other day and they told me I had malaria AND gonorrhea, and that I contracted them from a a prostitute mosquito! I was like, 'That... SUCKS!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!? But actually I do have gonorrhea."

I was going to stand in line for the PlayStation 3, then sell it on eBay and make about a grand, but alas, the lines were taken up... eh... if you want though, you can mail me money for nothing in return! I mean... we can't all be rich so one of us might as well be!

Oh, and I'm gonna have a few movie reviews Saturday, and one thing I will say now... The Gonk... is the most RIDICULOUS song to end a movie with... especially Dawn of the Dead... which it does (original not 2004 version).

Oh... and a joke to finish this off with:

"What does political correctness and the slave trade have in common?

REPUBLICANS WANT THEM BACK!

AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?