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Here are six movie reviews for your reading/reviewing pleasures!

Dawn of the Dead! (1980s version)

Starring some guy who looks like Michael J. Fox and Mark Hamill had a love child, some black dude who looks like Laurence Fishburne, some guy with a crappy shot who looks reminiscent of Steve Carrel, and some lady that looks like every blond girl from two decades ago ever. Very fun movie, maybe back in the day it was terrifying, but today it's more of an action than a horror movie, and actually has a lot humour in it (zombies on escalators). Some people MIGHT be grossed out... but you would have to have a pretty weak stomach. But overall very very good:

****8****

Sleeper!

Has Woody Allen and Diane Keaton. I saw this movie on a bit of an impulse after hearing from a web radio show that there is a five minute banana peel slip gag. While it's not five minutes (more like half of a minute) the movie is still very good and hilarious. Why can't there be more comedies like these nowadays?:

****8****

Reservoir Dogs!

Starring Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, and the guy who would eventually play Crazy Eyes on "Mr. Deeds". It has violence, a lot of vulgar language, a trunk shot, and it's not in chronological order: So, it must be written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. The only odd thing about this movie is, is it seems like the entire thing takes place in one room. Oh, not as good as some of Tarantino's others:

***7****

Lucky Number Slevin!

Starring Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis, Lucy Lui and God, this is movie is at number two on my movie that have come out this year (preceding Little Miss Sunshine and preceded by Stranger Than Fiction [see below]). Unless your really smart or my father you probably won't guess the ending. Oh, and Bruce Willis calls someone f***face. Good stuff:

****9*****

Stranger Than Fiction!

With Will Ferrel, Maggie Gillillenahallilz, Queen Latifah, Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman. A very odd movie in the fact that when me and Benji went to see it people would be laughing in self denial behind us. What I mean: people came to see a comedy and they god a tragedy. It's not a very funny movie... BUT it is a very good movie. The only thing I would say is that the ending was kinda choppy, still pretty good:

****8****

Happy Feet!

With Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Robin Williams, and a band of Mexican penguins (they should have had switch-icicles). Actually a very enjoyable kids oriented movie, I would actually venture to say that the film had so much dark things in it (I mean scary things for people eight and younger) that you probably wouldn't want to classify it as a kid's movie (even though during these scenes the kid behind me was laughing his/her something off... even though he/she was also doing this to the preview of the sequel "Are We Done Yet?" with Ice Cube... maybe she taking heroine at the current time). Pretty good animated film, go see it with your family:

***7****

I just came to realize that all my movie that I review get relatively good scores, this isn't because I'm soft, but because I just don't rent bad movies, so soon, for you, I'm going to rent a whole bunch of horrible movies! I promise! I might even kill myself!