Pandemonium Station Three!

I have a list (albeit a short one) of people I think could possibly be the anti-Christ... before today it just read:

"DAVID BLAINE DAVID BLAINE DAVID BLAINE"

Today I add...:

Ken Kutaragi, the father of the Playstation. Well today he probably almost caused a civil war.

To my uninformed readers, the reason why: Today the PS3 came out, and if Mr. Kutaragi would have shipped more consoles... I have a feeling people across the nation wouldn't BE GETTING SHOT.

Because the PS3 is such an exclusive and hot item there has been chaos apparently including:

One man was held up at gun point for his PS3 in his car.

One line was robbed and the guy who didn't give the robber his money, was shot in the chest.

At one store they sat ten chairs outside and said to a crowd of fifty people, "Whoever sits in these chairs gets the PS3s... GO!"

And at another when they told the line to reform outside, people stampeded, trampling others, and some people even stabbed each other to get first.

Now... is it just me... or does it seem like when demand is so high for something that PEOPLE ARE GETTING STABBED IN THE CHEST you might want to supply more?

But anyways, my helpful tip:

When the PS4 comes out, either bring a double barrel Izhmash TOZ-194 shotgun... or hire a bouncer to guard you, and pay him $500 dollars: because more than likely, you will get that five hundred, the six hundred to pay for the console, and another $1,500 when you sell it on eBay that night.