29.11.06

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I have a story to tell: (some parts based on the telling of Nathan Sands)

Friday night I saw Casino Royale with Travis, he spent two nights, and all of Saturday we stayed at my house. We left Sunday to go to church, and as we're coming home from church me and Travis saw that our next door neighbor, two doors down (in between "The Spanish Villa", which is right next to me, and "The Castle") had been toilet papered. Now we couldn't see a lot, (we presumed it had been done Thursday or Friday) but we saw trace amounts of T.P. in the trees. We just thought someone had a grudge on the sixty-year-olds who live there.

Now let's Tarantino it to the Friday before.

A group of my friends (Jay, Ricky, Nathan, David, Tad, and Alan) were sitting outside Kroger with a bunch of toilet paper, and had no one to wrap.
Jay said, "Hey, what about Connor's?"
Tad's response, "F@ck yah!"
So, this group of people decided to wrap my house. The only problem is three of them had never been to my house before, two had only been to my house for five minutes so I could pick my stuff up to go their house, and the other is retarded. So they ended up not wrapping my house and wrapping the house in between "The Spanish Villa" and "The Castle".

So for them:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is just to funny Connor. You amazes me also.

Anonymous said...

Total win. ^^