24.12.06

Has Been Corrected's Blogging Guide: How To Write An Aniversary Post, Oh And Has Been Corrected's One Hundredth Post!

When writing an anniversary post (one year, one hundredth post of a blog, etc.) remember to include the following things:

1) An overly long title that explains basically exactly what the post is about (an example of a film that uses this "high-concept" technique is "Snakes On A Plane").

2) Bring up something that you previously said you wouldn't bring up again.

3) Make sure to use at least one phrase or picture (or both) that had previously been used either often or for a lasting affect.

Let's Tarantino It!:

5) Recollect on how when you first started the blog you never thought you would have "this" many posts.

4) Do something gimmicky.

6) Say something comforting like, "I promise the next (year/# posts) won't blow as hard as the last (year/# posts).

Well that's pretty much it.

Oh and P.S.:

This is my one hundredth post, I recollect now, that when I first started this blog I never thought I would have one hundred posts (see... I'm lazy). I promise the next one hundred posts won't blow as hard as the last hundred posts.

Merry Christmas!:

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