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Another comically messed up MySpace survey...

32 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:

Be 100%truthful!

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
never

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
watching "Handy Manny" on playhouse Disney

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
pooing.

4. Are you any good at math?
yah

5. Where did question five go?
isn't that it right there?^

6. Oh yeah.
pretty much.

7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
time's person of the year.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
uhh... about half... but I've only been listening to the song for the last like two days and I liked it so much I decided to put it in there.

9. Last thing received in mail?
memento disguised as anthrax so the feds wouldn't be on me.

10. How many different drinks have you had today?
3

11. DO YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBER COMES AFTER TEN?
YAH

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
yah, usually things like "hey this is connor, you know my numbers... i was wondering if [insert name here] could come over... just call back" or "hey yah i got your message i can come over just call when i'm able to come over" or "oh god... please help me... you don't know what they are doing to me here... OH GOD OH GOD... this is terrible... I uhgahjss.........drible" or "hey whatsup its connor call back."

13. Any plans for tonight?
no... you interested?

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
NEVER.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
teeth pulling

16. What's outside your front door?
a) trees, b) a street, c) air, d) hopefully tomorrow "the life aquatic" on dvd

17. Do you have plans on Friday night?
pee ay are tee why? because I'm legally bound to partying.

18. Do you like the ocean?
do chickens wish they could fly?

19. Do they?
I like to think they do.

20.did you just steal that from the "scrubs" episode with micheal j. fox?
yah... you got a problem with that?

21. Uhh... no... should I?
not if you value your life.

22. uhh... okay... uhh.. something you are excited about?
a lot of things.

23. Who around you has the most problems?
time's person of the year.

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
three.

25. Describe your love life.
see nihilism

26. Where do you keep your change?
pants.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
probably not that long ago.

28. Do you like anyone right now?
time's person of the year.

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
time's person of the year.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed... why does time's person of the year ask?

31. iono.
k.

32. lolz
prolly.