- If you get nervous during plane turbulence, don't, just think about how in a car there are smooth roads and bumpy roads and the same is true with flying. Of course if you get nervous in a car you can just stop and park, if you try to do that in a plane... it may result in a severe case of deadness.
- DON'T use American Airlines.
- Know that all cab drivers drive like they're in an action movie... or on speed (bud-dum-chik).
- While looking at maps, asking for directions and taking pictures are all reasons for people to believe you're a tourist, nothing gives you away more than saying you're a tourist.
- DON'T... EVER use American Airlines.
- If you buy a shirt from the place you're visiting (i.e. New York City), don't get a shirt (or any other article of clothing) that just says the name of the city in obnoxious retarded bold lettering (i.e. NEW YORK CITY!). If you do, everyone will think you are a douche, even yourself.
- If you take more than thirty (30) photos a day, you should get a cat scan.
Well that is all, and remember... DON'T EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER use American Airlines.
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I can't believe AA. That's crazy. Though it's funny you should post this cause I'm going a-traveling on Saturday. Thankfully, there will be no airplanes. Only 12 hours of road, only to end up in a barren, shade-less place called the Guadalupe Mountains. A place where the sun shines 23 hours of the day, and the feeling of 'cold' does not exist. A place where the only shelter you have is a thin, poly-something-or-another tarp. But hey, it's better than airplanes.
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