Homecoming? Schmomecoming!

I swear, that the people who make up the ideas for the homecoming week days are very boring or terrorists... here's what we have:

Monday: '80s, apparently, everyone loves the eighties... well I hate the eighties. The only thing good to come out of it was Back to the Future and Back to the Future Part II. AND EVERYONE ALWAYS DRESSES UP LIKE A FLASH DANCER. That is annoying.

Tuesday: Superhero, maybe the only good day they made up.

Wednesday: Plaid, if I wanted to see a lot of plaid, I would go to the Salvation Army or Florida, or look at some of my boxers...

Thursday: Pirates, @$!# PIRATES!

Friday: Maroon Out... how original MHS... just choose your primary color and use it... why not medium spring green out day? Or lavender out day? Gay.

I was thinking about this, and I made up my own set of days:

Monday: 1900s day. Everyone has to dress up like suave con-men or school board members and randomly burst out into song:

"There's trouble...
in Magnolia City,
trouble with a capitol T
and that rhymes with E
and that stands for emo!"

Tuesday: Scene Tuesday. Everyone loves scene kids, so lets dress up like them!

Wednesday: Movie Character Day. Everyone dresses up like a movie character and brings a picture to prove it! I'd dress up like Neo and get arrested for wearing a trench coat!

Thursday: Over Zealous Preacher Day. When people ask questions yes or no questions they state what the they think is true and then say, "Uh-Can I getta Amen-uh!", and then the congregation would say "Amen, brotha!", "Praise the Lord!" etc. etc.

Friday: Medium Spring Green out day. Self explanatory.

And then if someone wants to on Friday they could dress up like a scene 1900s preacher from the exorcist with medium spring green robes!

They get bonus points!