Zealous Oh My God Huge Post!

Before I start posting stuff in the main... body of this post, I want to say a few things about it, one is I'm expecting it to be very big compared to most of my non-AIM conversation posts, I mean really big... I'll probably look back when I'm done with this post and think of all the good times I had... all the trials and tribulations... all the good times we could have had... all the sea food dinners I should have bought it... maybe I'll call it back one day. But it's moved on. It has a new author... I'll go home and cry... maybe drink myself to death... oh God I'm so lonely...

Also, I just wrote ALL of this article, when my entire browser shut down, so I'm having to re-write the whole thing... which makes Connor angry...

Anyways off to the post, let's skip shall we!

(this post is not shown in chronological order... the chapters go like this:

Part 1: Reviews, Part 2: Top Eight, Part 3: Update, Part 4: Picture, Epilogue...

it's up to you to find the correct order. Like a Tarantino movie!)

Part 1:

I've seen some movies recently... all were good, let's go through them shall we! Also I have a new review system... which is by ten stars!

"Fight Club"!:

Has anyone noticed that after Brad Pitt became the better half of the horrible Brangelina monster that he started doing not as good movies? Weird. Well him and some guy named Edward Norton (who should be in MORE stuff) are in this, and it's pretty much amazing. I don't use the term "pretty much" lightly, people.
Just DON'T ruin the ending for yourself like I did by reading about it on Wikipedia... even though it was still mind blowing... it could have been Mind-Shattering (TM).

****9*****

"Pulp Fiction"!:

Has anyone noticed that when Samuel L Jackson talks and has those loud speeches in his movies he just gets you PUMPED. Well, I would say yes, he does... him, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Uma Thurman are in this (directed by Tarantino). Very violent, very funny. Reminded me of Sin City because of the intertwined yet separate plots... A couple of the parts will leave you cringing (i.e.: adrenaline shot part) but it's still all good.

****8****

"Kill Bill 1&2"!:

Has anyone noticed how Tarantino always uses a lot of the same actors? This has Uma Thurman (with a cameo by SLJ). Violent and fun, very much like a comic book. If you see them though, see them back to back, much better experience.

***7****

"Twelve Monkeys"!:

Has anyone noticed how it seems that sci-fi movies age very badly? A sci-fi movie from the '90s will seem about ten years older than an action movie from the '80s. It's weird. This has Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt, in a very odd sci-fi type thing, directed oddly enough by Terry Gilliam, the American Python. Word of warning: if you are insecure of your masculinity don't see this with friends, after it shows Bruce Willis' "other end" for the third time you'll probably say something that will make you look like a closet homo.

***7**** (but not because of Bruce Willis' "other end")

Has anyone noticed that all of my reviews started with the phrase "Has anyone noticed"? Weird. Anyways...

(homework): play a web of six degrees (linking actors/directors/writers between movies) with those five above.

Part 2:

No this has nothing to do with Myspace (or something people call it OmG mYsPaCeZ!). But it has to do with the top eight funniest people, in my opinion, I started thinking of this because of conversation I had yesterday... so here it is:

1: Dane Cook
2: Stephen Colbert
3: Steve Carrel
4: Jim Gaffigan
5: Jim Carrey
6: Peter Sellers
7: John C. McGinley
8: Zach Braff

Part 3:

On "Anthony-Ism" I have written about sixteen pages...

Also, I want to make a musical that opens with "Bohemian Rhapsody", has "A Whole New World" somewhere in the middle, and closes with "Get Low".

Part 4:

Here's a picture I made!


Epilogue:

I have a hard time spelling epilogue...

Well anyways, I'm gonna spell check this thing and proof read it, then I gotta go study Spanish... maybe... probably not... but anyways I had intentions to so that is good enough!

Adios amigos! Cuanto es el gato en tu pantelones? Yo traigo el deniro man(crazy Tildi thing)ana!

I don't need to study!