14.12.06

Jingle Bells Shotgun Shells!

Way to spread Christmas cheer:

Bring a shotgun around with you, and whenever someone uses the term "X-Mas" give their lying, yellow, no-good keister ten seconds to revoke their slang term or you're pump their guts full of lead...

one...
two...
TEN...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Keep the change yah filthy animal.

(Alternate punchline for this joke: "crucify" them [bud-dum-chik])

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