Sexy Swagger!

A holiday how-to guide:

This edition: How to have fun in the holidays!

Method One: Eggnog!

• Step A) Buy eggnog (preferably the one with the little cow on it)

• Step B) Mix in some alcoholic beverage (i.e.: rum, vodka, beer, urine, napalm, hydrochloric acid, gasoline, rubbing alcohol, more vodka, liquid heroine, apple-tini)

• Step C) Drink/enjoy!

• Step D) Do something stupid (i.e.: make naughty with your sister, blow up the next door neighbor, tear down the local Christmas Tree, Step C)

• Step E) Get arrested.

• Step F) Use your Christmas money to pay bail.

Method Two: Terrorism!

• Step A) Fill boxes with anthrax/plastic explosives/Furbys, wrap the box and give it to a charity.

• Step B) Enjoy!