Sting!

An overprotective father's speach on "The Birds and the Bees".

"Well... I've been talking to your mom.. and we think it's time... especially now that your about to graduate high school... that you learn about 'the birds and the bees'...

"You see there is this bird couple... but the... daddy bird, much like me, is sterile so they had to adopt so they could have kids... like we did with you and your sister... well they adopted a group of baby bees... and they lived happy for a while...

"One day... when the boy baby bee was about twelve the daddy bird went and 'shared a worm' with a girl birdy that wasn't his wife.

"So the mommy bird decided to divorce the daddy bird, but decided against it for the bees' sake. So they lived 'happily' for a while... until she decided to divorce because the daddy birdy kept 'sharing worms' with other girls... so she decided to take all his money.

"You wont' be seeing mom for a while now.

"And we might have to sell your bed.

"Your O positive right? Well we might have to sell some of your blood also.

"My arm hurts."