Double Take!

Read this article... here...

And hope to god this doesn't last longer than Arrested Development did.

There will be hell to pay.

Title!

Sorry about a long long long long long time without posting, just haven't had anything worthwile to post... and I've been tired.

I still don't have that much worth to post, but I do have a link!

My friend Travis Bryant got a blog, which you can find here. But not here.

Because No One Reads The Comments/This Site!

My friend Whitney pointed out to me a website that's pretty funny, check it out:

Wii Have A Problem!

Line Rider Makes Me Go Wii!

For anyone who both likes the linerider flash game and has (or is getting) a Nintendo Wii (or DS), here is some exciting news:

A company has picked up rights for Line Rider and are making a game for the Wii and DS that should be out in spring:

Full story.

AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?!

Bad stand-up routine:

"I hate greedy cookies... I mean they just are like, 'HEY... I'm gonna take up all your time by making you wait until I'm not so melty so you can actually pick me up!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!? Yah... it's crazy... and then they are all hard and they're like , 'Should have eaten me while I was gooey!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?... So I went to the doctor the other day and they told me I had malaria AND gonorrhea, and that I contracted them from a a prostitute mosquito! I was like, 'That... SUCKS!' AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!? But actually I do have gonorrhea."

I was going to stand in line for the PlayStation 3, then sell it on eBay and make about a grand, but alas, the lines were taken up... eh... if you want though, you can mail me money for nothing in return! I mean... we can't all be rich so one of us might as well be!

Oh, and I'm gonna have a few movie reviews Saturday, and one thing I will say now... The Gonk... is the most RIDICULOUS song to end a movie with... especially Dawn of the Dead... which it does (original not 2004 version).

Oh... and a joke to finish this off with:

"What does political correctness and the slave trade have in common?

REPUBLICANS WANT THEM BACK!

AM I RIGHT!? AM I RIGHT!?

I'm Getting My First Born The Samuel L!

THIS is one of the funnier ideas for a product I've seen in a while.

And also, that page has the "cutest" little pot head ever.

Zero Point Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Dot Dot Dot!

I'm truly scared.

I recently read a wiki... and apparently the repeating decimal 0.999... is equal to 1.

The "proof":

0.333…	= 1⁄3
3 × 0.333…	= 3 × 1⁄3
0.999…	= 1

"And":

c	= 0.999…
10c	= 9.999…
10c − c	= 9.999… − 0.999…
9c	= 9
c	= 1

But it's truly disturbing to think that two slightly different things could actually be the same thing... but different... like emo kids and scene kids... or HG2TG and HHGTTG... or slavery and welfare.

In other Wikipedia based news, apparently people are dedicated enough to make the articles about Bulbasaur and Sesame Street good enough to be featured articles (articles picked out that are supposedly of higher standards) but the articles for United States and Christianity are not...

Oh and also, Benji pointed out that another reason people like horror movies is to be scared, but I sort of counted that in with the gore, because they are both an odd type of sick pleasure.

I Am Abusive!

I haven't posted in a week, sorry about that. But I have a few things to talk about... hopefully this will be a longtastic post.

I'm gonna Tarantino it a little bit, and mix the movie reviews in with the other things.

MOVIE REVIEW: "Die Hard"

Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman (who is the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android on HHGTTG, which is one of my favorite movies). This is a good Christmas movie. That's pretty much. Actually not really. This is probably one of the best action movies I've seen, unlike some that promise action and only come up with words and a few explosions, this has lots of explosions. When a movie says ACTION I want lots of gunfire, explosions, and foreign bad guys, Die Hard has all three in xtreme amounts. So xtreme, that I don't even bother putting the e on (e)xtreme.

***7****

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This is a fun puzzle thing that Jay showed me:

FUN PUZZLE... THING.

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SECOND MOVIE REVIEW: "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"

Sam Rockwell, George Clooney, Drew Barrymore. Based off the autobiography of game show host and creator Chuck Barris. Very odd, good, but very odd, and funny. The screenplay was adapted by Charlie Kaufman (my favorite screenwriter) so it has a lot of crazy imagery and the way things are done for a lot of it are very... Charlie-ish.

****8****

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We got straight twos at our marching contest this week. That's basically like "Hey ... whatsup... you did pretty good... I would say... yah, it was good, I mean it could have been better but it was good".

On the bright side I watched Aladdin on the way up to where the contest was.

"I can show you the world
shining shimmering splendid
tell me princess when did you last let your heart decide

I can open your eyes
take you wonder by wonder
sideways over and under
on a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
a new fantastic point of view"
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TERCERA CRITICA: "Thank You For Smoking"

Aaron Eckhart, Katie Holmes, J.K. Simmons, about a billion other people (including that guy, can't think of his name right now, who I swear is in every movie right now, he was in Anchorman, Talledega Nights, Snakes on a Plane, Out Cold [that was a while ago] and so many others...). Very funny, and based off the equally funny book (which is one of my favorites). Good message also ("Make your own decisions, don't let people decide for you").

****8****

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Me and Jacob played this all day in web mastering today, if you have a few seconds (or hours) check it out.

LINE RIDER.

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VIERTE FILMKRITIK: "The Talented Mr. Ripley"

Matt Damon, Jude Law. I can praise this one in saying that it had a neat story, but the thing is it had one MAJOR flaw in it (that I just couldn't get over). It seemed like some corny soap opera television show. Something about it, maybe the lines (none of Matt's actually) or the camera or something just made it seem that way. Also maybe the fact that Matt's character is bisexual, and I was watching it with a friend (and basically all my friends are homophobes except maybe two), and that might have changed my view (sometimes if my friend doesn't like it, I won't like it as much just because of their vibe).

I'm giving this a review, but I think I'm gonna see it again, and I have a right to change my opinion, because my score is a little low (I'm a happy reviewer).

***5**

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This weekend was fun, me and Ben found out something: Popsicles put out fire surprisingly well.

Oh and that my ice cream lady's name is Jill.

I also taped Ben up in a box and pushed him down my driveway on a skateboard.

If any of my friends dies, it will be Ben.

...(knocks on wood)...

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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER... A TELEVISION SHOW REVIEW (based off of a few episodes): "Lost"

I've been wanting so badly to watch this show after last year and all I heard were words like "numbers", "hatch", "guy who plays Merry on LOTR". Well I finally rented one of the discs, and it is...

Surprisingly good.

Reminds me of Cast Away and Jurassic Park... very suspenseful, and just from the few episodes I've seen, I can tell it has the capability of being very intricate. I'm gonna get the DVD's.

****8****

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Just for this post, I'm adding a new category: links.

Well that's all she wrote... or I... wrote... written. They wrote. Whatever.

Where In The World Is Melvin's Cellular Phone?!

WWMCP?

That is my second site, it's kind of a game. I think it might be considered an ARG... probably not.

But visit, and join in if you feel like it.

Also, this is funny: (AIM conversation)

Autumn: its very small
Me: LOL
Me: thats what he said

LOL!

I'm not even sure what this movie is about... but...

Worst IMDb message board ever.

The Naked Detective!

This guys life seems like a sit-com in the making.

Probably could only be on cable.