Ouroboros!

(As a note, I'm making two new categories: RWL for the comics, and politics, because I don't really know how to categorize this one except in "politics")

Let's play...

LET'S... GET... POLITICAL!

The question of the day?

Which... political party is about to become an ouroboros?

If you said Democrats, then you are right!

Republicans have been blamed (mostly by Democrats) for keeping the war going... AND for not supplying our troops with the supplies they need... well, (as many have seen) the Democrats have recently just won control of the House. But the Democrats don't want the war to keeping going on. So probably while Mr. Bush will keep the troops over there, the Democrats will deny him funding... but wait? Didn't they accuse us of not supplying the troops? There in lies the pickle they are probably gonna get themselves into...

And also... because I feel like it, let me state that I don't agree that someone can be pro abortion and pro gay rights... why? Here is why:

People that are pro abortion list as one of their reasons (their most often one at that) that it's "okay" to abort a baby is that they don't think a child should go to some foster home and get adopted and grow up knowing that their parents didn't want them... and while I can (kind of) understand this (even though I think it is better than murdering the child), here is what I don't understand:

The majority of people who support abortion also support gay rights, because both are very liberal views, well one of the gay rights that has recently been an issue is the right to adopt a child. And one thing you have to admit... a child's life will be awkward with two mommies or two daddies...

Well liberals are already preaching about how the kid's life will be messed up knowing their parents didn't want them and being adopted... well how messed up do you think a child's life will be if they grow up knowing their parents didn't them and that they have been adopted by gay parents?

SO: if you want to say you believe in both, then you should say that gay people should only be able to adopt children to kill them, so they can put them out of the "misery" they already should have been put out of while being born.

Put that in your liberalized pipe and smoke it.

This Just In!

This just in:

Democrats support and supposedly help the poor people, but don't support Wal-mart. Apparently Wal-mart's low low prices (always) are terrorist fascist prices (that kill billions). Upon this verdict the democratic party decided to start a war on Wal-mart and it's supporters, who the democratic party support, ending in the genocide of the entire party.

Conservatives across the nation have decided that the MPAA is just not cutting it in rating movies. Now a new group the CRA (Conservative Ratings Association) will rate movies based on three criteria: 1) How many times the f-word is said, 2) If there is any homosexual tendencies among characters, and 3) If witchcraft is used. Many films are being rerated, such as Sin City and the James Bond series (which are recieving CR-7, meaning acceptable for 7 or older), and the Harry Potter series and Garden State (which are recieveing CR-X, not suitable for anyone).

A liberal based opinion website (that is giving away free* items to anyone that votes) has put a popup poll asking if people like president Bush. The company wanting Bush to clearly win added a flattering picture of Bush to the popup:



Republicans have started a war on Dan Brown and his controversial book "The Da Vinci Code", trying to prove that it is not true. One anti-supporter was quoted saying, "The mere fact that the book says 'fiction' on the back and that at the end of the feature film says 'This movie is a work of fiction, any relation to real people or events is merely coincidental' is not enough to prove the story is fiction."

Also, this just in: here is a list of things that suck:

Gay people, blue collar comedy tour, Star Wars, Jews, alcohol and drugs, anti-war supporters, hemis, Grey's Anatomy, hardcore music, and women's rights.

The only two things that don't suck:

Planes and snakes.

(p.s. I copied this from my myspace. I promise it will be the only double dipping I do!)

(p.p.s. I'm not serious, I don't believe in all of the stuff I just said above.)