(IN NO WAY DOES HAS BEEN CORRECTED ENDORSE, SUPPORT, OR ENFORCE PEDOPHILIA).
Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts
10.1.07
Banner!
I made this for forums I go to:
(IN NO WAY DOES HAS BEEN CORRECTED ENDORSE, SUPPORT, OR ENFORCE PEDOPHILIA).
(IN NO WAY DOES HAS BEEN CORRECTED ENDORSE, SUPPORT, OR ENFORCE PEDOPHILIA).
2.1.07
29.11.06
Syntax Error!
I have a story to tell: (some parts based on the telling of Nathan Sands)
Friday night I saw Casino Royale with Travis, he spent two nights, and all of Saturday we stayed at my house. We left Sunday to go to church, and as we're coming home from church me and Travis saw that our next door neighbor, two doors down (in between "The Spanish Villa", which is right next to me, and "The Castle") had been toilet papered. Now we couldn't see a lot, (we presumed it had been done Thursday or Friday) but we saw trace amounts of T.P. in the trees. We just thought someone had a grudge on the sixty-year-olds who live there.
Now let's Tarantino it to the Friday before.
A group of my friends (Jay, Ricky, Nathan, David, Tad, and Alan) were sitting outside Kroger with a bunch of toilet paper, and had no one to wrap.
Jay said, "Hey, what about Connor's?"
Tad's response, "F@ck yah!"
So, this group of people decided to wrap my house. The only problem is three of them had never been to my house before, two had only been to my house for five minutes so I could pick my stuff up to go their house, and the other is retarded. So they ended up not wrapping my house and wrapping the house in between "The Spanish Villa" and "The Castle".
So for them:
Friday night I saw Casino Royale with Travis, he spent two nights, and all of Saturday we stayed at my house. We left Sunday to go to church, and as we're coming home from church me and Travis saw that our next door neighbor, two doors down (in between "The Spanish Villa", which is right next to me, and "The Castle") had been toilet papered. Now we couldn't see a lot, (we presumed it had been done Thursday or Friday) but we saw trace amounts of T.P. in the trees. We just thought someone had a grudge on the sixty-year-olds who live there.
Now let's Tarantino it to the Friday before.
A group of my friends (Jay, Ricky, Nathan, David, Tad, and Alan) were sitting outside Kroger with a bunch of toilet paper, and had no one to wrap.
Jay said, "Hey, what about Connor's?"
Tad's response, "F@ck yah!"
So, this group of people decided to wrap my house. The only problem is three of them had never been to my house before, two had only been to my house for five minutes so I could pick my stuff up to go their house, and the other is retarded. So they ended up not wrapping my house and wrapping the house in between "The Spanish Villa" and "The Castle".
So for them:
31.10.06
15.10.06
Horrifying Analogy!
I was in church today, and listening to the sermon, and I thought of a certain analogy...
"beating a dead horse".
Before I get on with the story I'll explain why:
It was a sermon, about the husband being a leader in the family, but not controlling his wife, but her still being submissive. It had five points that if the sermon was... let's say, instead about eggs being good for you the points would go:
But anyways, I thought of the analogy "beating a dead horse". And I realized how horrific it is. I mean... think of a guy, with a bloody stick, beating a dead horse in some type of sunny meadow.
Better yet, just look at my horrible horrible artistic interpretation of it: CLICK.
I said horrible once for the fact that the picture sucks, I can't draw that good on paint and the horse looks like some kind of camel dog-bear thing... a camdobear. And a second time for the horrible analogy it represents.
"beating a dead horse".
Before I get on with the story I'll explain why:
It was a sermon, about the husband being a leader in the family, but not controlling his wife, but her still being submissive. It had five points that if the sermon was... let's say, instead about eggs being good for you the points would go:
- "Eggs are good for you."
- "Food that is good for you: eggs."
- "Eggs is a good food."
- "Eggs = good."
- "Eggs food good you for."
But anyways, I thought of the analogy "beating a dead horse". And I realized how horrific it is. I mean... think of a guy, with a bloody stick, beating a dead horse in some type of sunny meadow.
Better yet, just look at my horrible horrible artistic interpretation of it: CLICK.
I said horrible once for the fact that the picture sucks, I can't draw that good on paint and the horse looks like some kind of camel dog-bear thing... a camdobear. And a second time for the horrible analogy it represents.
3.10.06
A Long Overdue Project Update!
I'm just gonna list all the ideas, and say a little something about only the BRAND NEW ideas.
-Never Fall in Love... Especially on an Alien Planet
-Anthony-Ism
-Zombies! The Musical!
-Band is Hell
-Reconnaissance (formerly Untiled War Project)
-Under Pressure
NEW:
-Everything Gets Better
About a person (haven't decided if they're gonna be in school or about 20-something yet, but probably school because certain things work better) who is sick and tired of everyone having such different views, so he makes everyone see things like he does, but he makes everyone exactly like him on accident, and at the same time he goes crazy making himself the only one different.
-The Love Triangle That Ate Itself
A very odd love triangle (but more like a pentagon or quadrilateral) that starts because of a new kid.
I made a rough poster for this one also (with a fake release date):
-Never Fall in Love... Especially on an Alien Planet
-Anthony-Ism
-Zombies! The Musical!
-Band is Hell
-Reconnaissance (formerly Untiled War Project)
-Under Pressure
NEW:
-Everything Gets Better
About a person (haven't decided if they're gonna be in school or about 20-something yet, but probably school because certain things work better) who is sick and tired of everyone having such different views, so he makes everyone see things like he does, but he makes everyone exactly like him on accident, and at the same time he goes crazy making himself the only one different.
-The Love Triangle That Ate Itself
A very odd love triangle (but more like a pentagon or quadrilateral) that starts because of a new kid.
I made a rough poster for this one also (with a fake release date):
2.10.06
17.9.06
Zealous Oh My God Huge Post!
Before I start posting stuff in the main... body of this post, I want to say a few things about it, one is I'm expecting it to be very big compared to most of my non-AIM conversation posts, I mean really big... I'll probably look back when I'm done with this post and think of all the good times I had... all the trials and tribulations... all the good times we could have had... all the sea food dinners I should have bought it... maybe I'll call it back one day. But it's moved on. It has a new author... I'll go home and cry... maybe drink myself to death... oh God I'm so lonely...
Also, I just wrote ALL of this article, when my entire browser shut down, so I'm having to re-write the whole thing... which makes Connor angry...
Anyways off to the post, let's skip shall we!
(this post is not shown in chronological order... the chapters go like this:
Part 1: Reviews, Part 2: Top Eight, Part 3: Update, Part 4: Picture, Epilogue...
it's up to you to find the correct order. Like a Tarantino movie!)
Part 1:
I've seen some movies recently... all were good, let's go through them shall we! Also I have a new review system... which is by ten stars!
"Fight Club"!:
Has anyone noticed that after Brad Pitt became the better half of the horrible Brangelina monster that he started doing not as good movies? Weird. Well him and some guy named Edward Norton (who should be in MORE stuff) are in this, and it's pretty much amazing. I don't use the term "pretty much" lightly, people.
Just DON'T ruin the ending for yourself like I did by reading about it on Wikipedia... even though it was still mind blowing... it could have been Mind-Shattering (TM).
****9*****
"Pulp Fiction"!:
Has anyone noticed that when Samuel L Jackson talks and has those loud speeches in his movies he just gets you PUMPED. Well, I would say yes, he does... him, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Uma Thurman are in this (directed by Tarantino). Very violent, very funny. Reminded me of Sin City because of the intertwined yet separate plots... A couple of the parts will leave you cringing (i.e.: adrenaline shot part) but it's still all good.
****8****
"Kill Bill 1&2"!:
Has anyone noticed how Tarantino always uses a lot of the same actors? This has Uma Thurman (with a cameo by SLJ). Violent and fun, very much like a comic book. If you see them though, see them back to back, much better experience.
***7****
"Twelve Monkeys"!:
Has anyone noticed how it seems that sci-fi movies age very badly? A sci-fi movie from the '90s will seem about ten years older than an action movie from the '80s. It's weird. This has Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt, in a very odd sci-fi type thing, directed oddly enough by Terry Gilliam, the American Python. Word of warning: if you are insecure of your masculinity don't see this with friends, after it shows Bruce Willis' "other end" for the third time you'll probably say something that will make you look like a closet homo.
***7**** (but not because of Bruce Willis' "other end")
Has anyone noticed that all of my reviews started with the phrase "Has anyone noticed"? Weird. Anyways...
(homework): play a web of six degrees (linking actors/directors/writers between movies) with those five above.
Part 2:
No this has nothing to do with Myspace (or something people call it OmG mYsPaCeZ!). But it has to do with the top eight funniest people, in my opinion, I started thinking of this because of conversation I had yesterday... so here it is:
1: Dane Cook
2: Stephen Colbert
3: Steve Carrel
4: Jim Gaffigan
5: Jim Carrey
6: Peter Sellers
7: John C. McGinley
8: Zach Braff
Part 3:
On "Anthony-Ism" I have written about sixteen pages...
Also, I want to make a musical that opens with "Bohemian Rhapsody", has "A Whole New World" somewhere in the middle, and closes with "Get Low".
Part 4:
Here's a picture I made!
Epilogue:
I have a hard time spelling epilogue...
Well anyways, I'm gonna spell check this thing and proof read it, then I gotta go study Spanish... maybe... probably not... but anyways I had intentions to so that is good enough!
Adios amigos! Cuanto es el gato en tu pantelones? Yo traigo el deniro man(crazy Tildi thing)ana!
I don't need to study!
Also, I just wrote ALL of this article, when my entire browser shut down, so I'm having to re-write the whole thing... which makes Connor angry...
Anyways off to the post, let's skip shall we!
(this post is not shown in chronological order... the chapters go like this:
Part 1: Reviews, Part 2: Top Eight, Part 3: Update, Part 4: Picture, Epilogue...
it's up to you to find the correct order. Like a Tarantino movie!)
Part 1:
I've seen some movies recently... all were good, let's go through them shall we! Also I have a new review system... which is by ten stars!
"Fight Club"!:
Has anyone noticed that after Brad Pitt became the better half of the horrible Brangelina monster that he started doing not as good movies? Weird. Well him and some guy named Edward Norton (who should be in MORE stuff) are in this, and it's pretty much amazing. I don't use the term "pretty much" lightly, people.
Just DON'T ruin the ending for yourself like I did by reading about it on Wikipedia... even though it was still mind blowing... it could have been Mind-Shattering (TM).
****9*****
"Pulp Fiction"!:
Has anyone noticed that when Samuel L Jackson talks and has those loud speeches in his movies he just gets you PUMPED. Well, I would say yes, he does... him, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Uma Thurman are in this (directed by Tarantino). Very violent, very funny. Reminded me of Sin City because of the intertwined yet separate plots... A couple of the parts will leave you cringing (i.e.: adrenaline shot part) but it's still all good.
****8****
"Kill Bill 1&2"!:
Has anyone noticed how Tarantino always uses a lot of the same actors? This has Uma Thurman (with a cameo by SLJ). Violent and fun, very much like a comic book. If you see them though, see them back to back, much better experience.
***7****
"Twelve Monkeys"!:
Has anyone noticed how it seems that sci-fi movies age very badly? A sci-fi movie from the '90s will seem about ten years older than an action movie from the '80s. It's weird. This has Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt, in a very odd sci-fi type thing, directed oddly enough by Terry Gilliam, the American Python. Word of warning: if you are insecure of your masculinity don't see this with friends, after it shows Bruce Willis' "other end" for the third time you'll probably say something that will make you look like a closet homo.
***7**** (but not because of Bruce Willis' "other end")
Has anyone noticed that all of my reviews started with the phrase "Has anyone noticed"? Weird. Anyways...
(homework): play a web of six degrees (linking actors/directors/writers between movies) with those five above.
Part 2:
No this has nothing to do with Myspace (or something people call it OmG mYsPaCeZ!). But it has to do with the top eight funniest people, in my opinion, I started thinking of this because of conversation I had yesterday... so here it is:
1: Dane Cook
2: Stephen Colbert
3: Steve Carrel
4: Jim Gaffigan
5: Jim Carrey
6: Peter Sellers
7: John C. McGinley
8: Zach Braff
Part 3:
On "Anthony-Ism" I have written about sixteen pages...
Also, I want to make a musical that opens with "Bohemian Rhapsody", has "A Whole New World" somewhere in the middle, and closes with "Get Low".
Part 4:
Here's a picture I made!
Epilogue:
I have a hard time spelling epilogue...
Well anyways, I'm gonna spell check this thing and proof read it, then I gotta go study Spanish... maybe... probably not... but anyways I had intentions to so that is good enough!
Adios amigos! Cuanto es el gato en tu pantelones? Yo traigo el deniro man(crazy Tildi thing)ana!
I don't need to study!
13.8.06
Picture Blog Uno!
Once a month I'm gonna post a picture blog with about three-five random pictures... Here is the first one.
This is from about a few months back, me and Benjamin had been trying to beat this connect four game on my computer for about five hours, and we finally got it.
From the top of the Empire State Building (I edited it a bit).
For Ricky.
This is from about a few months back, me and Benjamin had been trying to beat this connect four game on my computer for about five hours, and we finally got it.
From the top of the Empire State Building (I edited it a bit).
For Ricky.
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