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A funny story I found on a web forum my friend freqeunts (I didn't write this):

"I haven't seen 300 yet. When I went to see it, I was banned from my cineplex shortly before the movie began.

We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something.

So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these f#cking b!tches start b!tching about having to wait when the movie is about to start. Mind you, it was 11 and the movie was a midnight showing.

It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carey movie and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two b!tches just exclaims like no one is there "this is the wrong f#cking movie!"

I just had to do what I did next.

I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA!" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor.

Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Apparently, charges are going to be pressed against me, but it was worth it."

Media violence at it's best.